October 2010
4 posts
Oh, and by the way… I still haven’t gotten laid in a long time.
Mary =[
So Jane left me all alone for a fuck buddy. Grr. I need her to come home so we can go fucking smoke. I think I’m getting addicted… or already am. I can’t decide.
Mary =]
I like smoking cause it makes me feel good. Fuck the haters.
<3 Jane
I'm fucking horny!
Mary =]
on the way to Florida....
Jane: But I cant do that to "Christian"
Mary: w/e
Jane: shut up,I really like him a lot
he took me out to eat and we were there for like 45 minutes after we were done just talking it was like amazing ive never gotten along with a guy that well beforew
Mary: what happends in florida stays in floridsa!
Jane: True that!
We don’t have to tell him;) and its not like were dating?
I promised him I didn’t party
anymore and he thinks im like a really good kid now
let me tell you about "mexican",first of all I think you guys should hook up,second of all hell get us all the weed and alcohol we want and he lives like 5 feet away from me
hes cute,ish
he like super sweet tho,and he said he would come get us next weekend for Halloween to go party if we snuck out
and I don’t have to repay him in any way like that other mother fucker
Mary: on Halloween night we should tell your parents that we wanna go to sleep over to another naigborhood… so we could get a lot of “candys” lol
Jane: candy:that should be our code name for alcohol
and…..what can we call weed?lollypops
no that’s too like,suspicious.um we can call it…….chocolate!!~~!~! yummy I love candy,especially chocolate
do we have code for hook ups,
um no we do for sex?visiting grandma remember,but for hook ups it should be im visiting my brother
dictionary:
weed;chocolate
alcohol;candy
sex;visiting grandma
hook ups;visiting my brother
Marys a loser!
and needs to stop posting things,that are like hints!and she knows why,
<3Jane
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LMFAO
Mary =]
“True friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don’t believe that...”
– Erwin T. Randall
You changed my post,i like freaked cause i didnt remember puttin that haha.
“the host of the busted party is in jail fir two days”
-best text ive ever gotten i swear
<3Jane
Haha love the picture!So true,it happens just like that
<3Jane
Mary darling you always have me,your part of our family now,you know your always welcome to come live with me.Ugh i hate New Jersey,yes thats where we live,its the middle of effing nowhere!
We should go back to Germany somtime,were your mom lives;)
<3Jane
once upon a time...
There was a little girl. She didn’t know what life was exactly about and what is purpose of it. Her parents got divorced and remarried when she was only 1.5 years old. From mothers side she got a half brother who was 2 years younger and from dads side she got a half sister who was 2.5 years younger. When she turned 3 years old she traveled around the world with her mother’s parents -...
i really hate life sometimes.Marys gone,till next weekend and im depressed cause ima be bored all week.
“i would rather give [him] a hundred dollars than blow [you]”
– Funniest thing Mary ever said.
Me and Mary had a very interesting night last night, that party we were supposed to go to , well it got busted and we would have totally got caught if we hadnt gotten lost on the way there(yea were under 21).So we pretty much drove around for two hours and i had to drive the whole time because our friend was drunk..then we found somewhere to go and that guy was like no you cant come over...
aaaand..
..were off to another party,all effing night;)
<3Mary&Jane
So last night me and Mary went to this party, and it started out just like all the rest…me and her standing off to side planning an escape back home.After just 3 beers however i quickly loosened up and for about three hours that party was very,very fun. Unfortunately my “Dad”(ex bf/best guy friend) told everyone that i was off limits and he loved me,blah blah blah so that part...
Hi, I’m Mary
and I’m Jane
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