Mary&Jane

  1. Oh, and by the way… I still haven’t gotten laid in a long time. 

    Mary =[ 

  2. So Jane left me all alone for a fuck buddy. Grr. I need her to come home so we can go fucking smoke. I think I’m getting addicted… or already am. I can’t decide. 

    Mary =]

  3. I like smoking cause it makes me feel good. Fuck the haters. 

    <3 Jane

  4. I’m fucking horny!

    Mary =]

  5. HOT!

    HOT!

  6. on the way to Florida....

    • Jane: But I cant do that to "Christian"
    • Mary: w/e
    • Jane: shut up,I really like him a lot
    • he took me out to eat and we were there for like 45 minutes after we were done just talking it was like amazing ive never gotten along with a guy that well beforew
    • Mary: what happends in florida stays in floridsa!
    • Jane: True that!
    • We don’t have to tell him;) and its not like were dating?
    • I promised him I didn’t party
    • anymore and he thinks im like a really good kid now
    • let me tell you about "mexican",first of all I think you guys should hook up,second of all hell get us all the weed and alcohol we want and he lives like 5 feet away from me
    • hes cute,ish
    • he like super sweet tho,and he said he would come get us next weekend for Halloween to go party if we snuck out
    • and I don’t have to repay him in any way like that other mother fucker
    • Mary: on Halloween night we should tell your parents that we wanna go to sleep over to another naigborhood… so we could get a lot of “candys” lol
    • Jane: candy:that should be our code name for alcohol
    • and…..what can we call weed?lollypops
    • no that’s too like,suspicious.um we can call it…….chocolate!!~~!~! yummy I love candy,especially chocolate
    • do we have code for hook ups,
    • um no we do for sex?visiting grandma remember,but for hook ups it should be im visiting my brother
    • dictionary:
    • weed;chocolate
    • alcohol;candy
    • sex;visiting grandma
    • hook ups;visiting my brother

  7. Marys a loser!

    and needs to stop posting things,that are like hints!and she knows why,

    <3Jane

  8. The Phobia List

    LMFAO

    Mary =]

  9. “True friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don’t believe that this condition is permanent.”
    Erwin T. Randall

  10. Yeah&#8230;. we do need to rest this weekends&#8230; so me and Jane are going to Florida! but yeah&#8230; i wouldnt mind to go there too&#8230;. right now! Mary =]


    Yeah…. we do need to rest this weekends… so me and Jane are going to Florida!

    but yeah… i wouldnt mind to go there too…. right now!

    Mary =]
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